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$RETARDINU
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HRfU5hY1SRJSb2YXk1zSVqe14PWETBe5epFqPaDipump100%
LP Burned
0%
Tax
-99%
Avg ROI
1B
Supply
⚠️ Not financial advice. Actually, terrible advice.
Follow these 5 simple steps to financial destruction.
Patience is key. Only buy when the chart looks like a rocket that already left.
No research needed. If it's green, it's good. FOMO is your best friend.
Red candles? Bearish divergence? Those are just discounts... right?
"Diamond hands" means never taking profit. Ever. That's weakness.
Down 99%? That's just a healthy correction. Stay the course, king.
100% track record of holding through every pump. Consistency is key.
Like a sixth sense, but for losing money. It's actually impressive.
Every crash is just the market taking a breather. Down 80%? Bullish.
But still bullish. You can't lose if you never sell. That's just math.
Award-Winning Performance
Voted most consistent trader by absolutely nobody. Has successfully bought the top of every single asset since 2017. If there's a top, he's there. If there's a bottom, he already sold.
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
0%
Team Tokens
We're too dumb to keep any
0%
VC Allocation
No VCs were harmed (or contacted)
0%
Insider Wallets
What's an insider? We're all outsiders
100%
Pure Meme Energy
Sent straight to liquidity. LP burned.
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 tokens of pure financial destruction 💀
⚠️ This is not financial advice. Actually, it is terrible financial advice. ⚠️
A carefully planned journey to financial ruin.
Join thousands of traders making the exact same mistake.
Together, we buy every top. Alone, we cry.
